3.2 Patch Notes | WOW Patch 3.2 PTR Patch Notes (Call of the Crusade)
World of Warcraft Patch 3.2 PTR patch notes are now available. WOW Patch “Call of the Crusade” 3.2 patch notes was posted on WOW forums. If you have already downloaded WOW Patch 3.2.0, then you may readily enjoy the 3.2 patch notes provided below.
Here are the new World of Warcraft Patch 3.2 patch notes:
Warriors
New talent octupus grip you can now equip 11 two handed weapons.
Also increases crit by 475%
Death Knights
Leveling 55-80 was a little harsh, so all new DK’s will start at level 79.
DK’s can now wear new armor called super-plate.
Also obliterate has been changed to do exactly as it says: obliterate.
Druids
WOW gamers asked for it! ‘god form’ is now added. however it sucks
Hunters
Can now tame inanimate objects
Paladins
Forebearance will now last 37days and will be triggered upon movement or attacking.
Also forebearance deletes your account permanently and sends a mild electric jolt from your computer to your pants.
World of Warcraft Patch 3.2 patch notes
Priests
All aoe heals also heal enemies (LIKE THEY SHOULD IN REAL LIFE).
Shamans
Well since DK’s can proc a death rune, you can now proc a ‘death totem’ however once this occurs your raid dies instantly.
Mages
Nothing, oh except that one new spell that is so shiny and so flashy the server crashes. (not a glitch).
Professions
All professions have been accidently forgotten by all players, sorry
in addition your profession skills are at -9000, meaning there is no way to level them up.
Quests
New quest in icecrown that involves the character parachuting from the moon and recover an enchanted chastity belt on top of icecrown citadel, then the character must kill a giant skeleton with sexy results.
WOW Patch 3.2 Patch Notes
Hogger
Renamed ghostcrawler for comic relief.
Warlocks
Class deleted, they all turned into demons. players will get compensated with free tickets to see how Mike’s Hard Lemonade gets made. tickets and airfare not included.
Rouges
Stealth removed, attacks removed, and all benifical things in your spellbook have been removed. exept sprint. your only role in a raid now is to run circles around everything (literally).
Bug fixes
Fixed a bug where hunters reported having a pet.
Fixed a bug where… ah just kidding we added MORE bugs, enjoy the lag and awkward moments.
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I would stop playing wow if this was true
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These are some of the least funny joke patch notes I’ve ever read. Terrible.
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I would really love this patch haha, Finally something done about the f*cked up overpowered classes. Funniest thing I read in a while, Warlocks removed, finally..
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if this patch will disable stealth skill on rogue then the rogue will be useless and I will not play with him anymore.. sucks anyway sounds good things about the rest ..
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HAHA funny patch notes, but whats funnier is the ppl taking that seriously,
“if this patch will disable stealth skill on rogue then the rogue will be useless and I will not play with him anymore.. ”
LOL?
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el oh el. Whats even funnier….he cant spell ROGUE right….UNLESS he was referring to the color.
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Mages
Nothing, oh except that one new spell that is so shiny and so flashy the server crashes. (not a glitch).
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it’s funny but i don’t realy like it.
i only like that DK will start at lvl 79.
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I’m a mage so i’ll cast my shiny and flashy new spell and make the sever crash.. so waaatch out bros!
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Loooooooved it to bad it didnt come true hate this patch, is it realy coming to EverQuest . . . oh yeah i said it little kidz crying cause they cant play get epic or get passed 40
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omg halarious!! fuk ur funny… but im acc have probs with the new patch :L
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